What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do you think Christine Lagarde will be headed and will be heading for success in the next French presidential elections starting as soon as 2027?

HELLO

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Yes sir it is.

Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Rory McIlroy addresses driver situation and the 81 he shot in practice at Oakmont - NBC Sports

Sure no problem officer.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Nicotine Has a Bad Rap. There Might Be Some Very Good Health Uses for It. - Slate Magazine

After a few moments he returns.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

{RING} {RING}

What are some common historical misconceptions?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.