What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
08.06.2025 14:04
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
High-Average, Low-Slugging Hitters Are Back, and Baseball Is Better for It - Sports Illustrated
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
No way
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read